Tuesday, August 09, 2005
KHIA...SHES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!/JANIELLE F/SHAWNNA-CAUGHT HIM LOOKIN
FIRST OF ALL,I HAVE 2 POINT THIS OUT;I had to get something to drink. I get up.. and this.. Khia comes on screen 4 1st time n 3 years i think!. My mouth dropped open. What the hell is this? .. "Just do it now, do it good, -- just like you should. Do it now, do it good, -- just like you should, ... My neck, My back, My ---, is just like that. My neck, My back.." I burst out laughing. Yo, this is straight comedy. I seriously had 4 got how not attractive she is,sayin this shit that sumbody like remy should be sayin ;) Honestly, I've seen this video before. Late one night, it was on BET Uncut - that should tell you everything you need to know - at the time I didn't really pay it any attention, but I'm in shock right now. It stems from two factors: one - I just got through watching a sexy Rihanna video.. so I've taken a quick dip from classy to ashy; and two - On these pics i posted up,the fact that this cheesy backroad booty tune is number six on 106 and Park's top ten countdown. What the hell is going on out in these streets? This chick is beyond ghetto.. you can pluck the feathers off her back, she's a straight bird. "My neck.. my back." I thought she was saying "my body," but that would have been just wrong.. just flagrant. There is nothing sexy about this woman, yet she's swirling around.. "my neck.. my back".. shaped like a damn advocado. Skin, oh so rough, oh so crusty. And those lips, mmmm sexy thin red lines of Maybeline, !UUUGHHHH! Don't think I'm the only one having problems with this.. look at ma nigz n this pic, he's got the barf face, looking really uncomfortable. It's a party man, cheer up or throw up. Yet.. the song is number six on the countdown. What is the appeal? Let's dig beneath the outer layer and get to the meat. Okay.. hmmmm.. let's see.. well, she is riding the track a little bit.. If I was a DJ in a booty bar I'd play this every night, the stripper chicks would love it. I don't see it how it hit six. Then again I can imagine when the video comes on, twelve year old girls jumping up and winding up their little hips and watching themselves dance in the mirror. "My neck.. my back." Future stars of The Platinum Club or a bootleg R Kelly joint.. I can't call it. That was cheap, huh? I know one thing, when Luke was hitting in the clubs with "Doo Doo Brown" even the church girls would be popping that thang. "I wanna rock.. I wanna rock.. I wanna rock.. I wanna rock."
BUT NEWAYZ..BEYOND THA HATIN,THA TRACK WAS CUT COLD AND EVERY GURL N THEY MOMMA WAS SINGIN IT,BUT NOW 4 HER CUMBACK SINGLE..."SNATCH THA CAT BACK"TRUST ME,I KNO PLENTY OF PPL WHO COULD ACTUALLY RELATE 2 THIS SONG,LMAO!BUT YEAH...SHE SAID THIS IS HER NEW SINGLE WAY BACK N APRIL ON BETS SPRING BLING AND I HEARD THA SONG BACK N JANUARY...BASICALLY THA SONG IZ TALKIN ABOUT FUCKIN A NIGGA THAT ACT OUT SO U WANNA BE LIKE"NIGGA U ACTIN UP HUH?,GIMME MA PUSSY BACK BITCH"BUT PUSSY AINT RETRACTABLE SO IT AINT CUMIN BACK.BUT NEWYAZ,ITS A SHAME HOW SONGS BE LEAKIN AND U DONT FIND OUT BOUT EM TILL 3/4 PLUS MONTHS LATER;IT AINT EFFECTIN ME THO SO HERE IT GO
"SNATCH THA CAT BACK"
ALSO I WOULD LIKE 2 POINT OUT A NEW ARTIST.
HER NAME IZ JANIELLE;I DONT KNO MUCH ABOUT HER EXCEPT SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING LIVE N PERSON,SHE WAS INTERVIEWED OUT HER ON A RADIO STATION AND DAMN CAN SHE BLOW!WHEN I FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HER,TRUST I WILL POST IT!BUT NEWAYZ,I THINK AND HOPE THIS IZ HER FIRST SINGLE AND HOPEFULLY SHE WILL SHOOT A VIDEO 4 IT REAL SOON CUZ THIS IZ SUM KRACK SHIT!I HOPE I DONT PLAY IT OUT CUZ IM LISTENIN 2 IT RIGHT NOW.....
ITS CALLED "CAUGHT HIM LOOKIN" AND IT FEATURES DTP'S SHAWNNA,ALSO IF YALL DIDNT KNO,SHAWNNA IS A MURDA MAMI ALONG WIT REMY,LALA AND SUM OTHA CHICKS..BUT NEWAYZ HERE IT GO THANKS 2 MA NIGZ GIG FROM THA CIARA MESSAGEBOARD,HOLLA ATCHA NIGZ KID!!!
CHECK OUT HIS CRUNKNB SITE
"CAUGHT HIM LOOKIN"